Hillyard Yacht Club
About us...
The Hillyard Yacht Club was established to
provide regulation and control of the pleasure craft
operating on waters in and around Hillyard and
on the north bank of the Spokane River
COMMODORE: Kent Richard Simonson III, who also operates "Pancho's Boat Rental". Please note the surcharge on boats equipped with muffled oars. Pancho is also the curator of the Hillyard Yacht Club Museum where the old MISS SPOKANE unlimited hydroplane rests awaiting resurrection.
HARBOR MASTER: Darin Z. Krogh, who also sells fine art, land, used cars, insurance, firewood, racing forms, whiskey, manure, bongos and hack writing.
CABIN BOY: Terry Fanning is serving as the temporary cabin boy. However, Fanning failed the physical exam and has been put on notice. Future applications will be reluctantly accepted.
The Hillyard Vigilante Wives Association at Tuesday target practice. The posse patrols the streets of Hillyard looking for errant husbands who should be at home.
Below is pictured “Miss Hillyard Bay” for 2012. Kitty Venziano was awarded the same lofty distinction again this year due to the other competitors dropping out in order to tend to unexpected felony warrants. Kitty is presently employed as a waitress but hopes to open a bridal shop someday. (Photo taken in Al Naccarato's living room).
Kent "Pancho" Simonson at home with his mother and father at a Christmas decades ago. Kent was an only child who was often favored with expensive gifts like this Erector Set with which he learned skills that qualified him to operate the "JACKRABBIT" (rollercoaster) at Natatorium Park fresh out of Rogers High School during the 1960's.
The office staff of Hillyardbay.com, enjoying the summer sun at the beach on Newman Lake.
